The Sunday Post

Friends, we are gathered here today to bid farewell to New Orleans. Thank you for shrimp and grits, for Bananas Foster, and for the great jazz. In all seriousness, Katrina would not be something I would want to stick around and get acquainted with. Thoughts and prayers to all the residents of New Orleans and the surrounding cities. And to all the people "riding it out", please leave. We don't want to read about you tomorrow afternoon in the obits. Be smart. Be safe. The word of the day is "telephony".